Everyone Is A Critic
The Raven came out last night (I saw it), and it is getting some awful reviews. The critics are panning it.
Although I wouldn’t say it’s his strongest film, it’s not his worst. It won’t make my top 10 favorite John Cusack films.
It felt like something was a bit off, or maybe something was missing at the end? I’m not certain. Maybe it just wasn’t consistent.
The squirting blood was a bit gratuitous.
But what I love about this whole thing is how John just says that people will appreciate it later.
they get it later. happens all the time..RT @ShadowScars: @johncusack not sure what the critics are smoking. We loved #TheRaven!!—
John Cusack (@johncusack) April 28, 2012
the critics we actualy mean to the actual poe too.. time will tell the truth
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John Cusack (@johncusack) April 28, 2012
and so manyfilms not respected out the gate…then revisionism sets inRT @heykim: if -istened to all the critics -NO films wld be made …—
John Cusack (@johncusack) April 28, 2012
And then there’s Howard Stern…
John Cusack’s recent interview with Howard Stern is amusing beyond words.
Some really silly questions were asked, but some really great answers were given. John is intelligent and carefully chooses his words, but he still seems as though he’s being legit. He’s respectful and tactful when it comes to answering questions about past squeezes. He interviews very well. He has this habit of turning the question back on the interviewer when he doesn’t really want to give an answer. With Howard, of course, that’s most questions…
John is a gentleman, does not go into specifics about his sexual life, and won’t confirm any crude insinuations…and there were many. He denied relations with most of the women Howard called him out on.
Howard Stern: “I’ve had enough of your lies, John.”
I am sort of disappointed that John turned down Apollo 13 because he ” didn’t want to go to space.” WTF, JOHN? YOU DON’T WANT TO GO TO SPACE?
WELL, FUCK YOU.
Btw, I still adore you.
*Tears* Aw, Joanie Loves Johnny
Joan gave such a sweet speech about John at his Walk of Fame induction on Tuesday. You can tell that they’re super close, and that she adores him. She started choking up at the end! Heck, I almost started crying watching her say all of these things about him AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW EITHER OF THEM.
In every interview that I’ve seen of John’s, whenever someone asks him about Joan he just lights up. And he’s totally glowing in this video during her speech. It’s too adorable.
Look, Ma! They Gave Me A Star!
John Cusack was inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. What a babe.


He looks so happy.
I bet he went out to celebrate with family and friends at a ritzy restaurant afterwards.
I bet he’s sitting somewhere right now feeling rather accomplished.
If today’s Twitter Q+A is any judge, he’s in a great mood this week — just got a star, new movie out stateside on Friday.
It must be pretty good to be John Cusack right about now.
Can I be John Cusack?
Not as much as dick morris – thats for sure ..RT @dickmorris @johncusack How often does John Cusack get laid I wonder? lol—
John Cusack (@johncusack) April 24, 2012
Walked right into that one !!ha RT @SCH61: raven premiere- hope it scares studio heads into another job !” Quoth the studios: nevermore.—
John Cusack (@johncusack) April 24, 2012
LOL.
whatever that is – animated gifts?@RavenMovie @sketchanddoodle—
John Cusack (@johncusack) April 10, 2012
Well bless his soul.
Is It Weird That I Want to Date The Corrs?

I would probably go on a date with any member of The Corrs? They’re all so attractive…
They are all attractive, and Irish, and musically gifted, and perfect?
Fun Facts:
I actually remember watching that Today Show broadcast on St. Patty’s Day 2001 because I knew the Corrs would be performing.
They sounded really horrible that day.
St. Patty’s Day is also Caroline Corr’s birthday (and my half birthday).
Caroline Corr is one of my favorite female drummers. She’s not a terribly technical drummer, but she hits hard and plays the groove well.
Caroline Corr may be married with three kids, but I still believe that she and I are meant to be.
I Need to Go on Sabbatical. Like Now.
I cannot get better within the context of this monotonous wake up>go to work>come home>go to sleep>wake up>go to work cycle.
Something about this entire scheme is fundamentally impeding my progress. Once I feel like I’ve taken a step forward, the agenda requires that I then take two steps back.
I’m never going to get anywhere this way. I need to break out of the entire cycle completely if I am going to get better. Digging yourself out of a hole that encompasses everything is, in itself, a full-time job.
As far as my relation to my own situation is concerned, I need to become an outsider looking in.
Nicknames That I’ve Given My Cat, Simba (Updated)
Snooky
Snook
Little man
Turkey
Simby
Pookie
Baby
Furry kitty cat
Snooky baby
Pooby
Bappy
Kitty baby
Turkey baby
Snooby
Babby
Snoogy
Furry baby
Snookum
Turk
Snurky
Snurky baby
Punkin
Punky
Baby butt
Boopy
Young turk
Snurp
Schnook
Simby baby
Lil’ turkey
Cutie
Booby
3.25.2012
It’s like you’re strapped in on a ride that’s going entirely too fast. Your head pounds with each jerky motion. Your heart races with each soar and drop. Your stomach clenches at every sharp turn. And out of eyes squinting against the raging wind, you can only faintly make out what’s happening on the track ahead, but you can’t see where it ends… and you certainly can’t control how your body will react to it. It’s fucking crazy. The pounding, the racing, the clenching. You don’t have much time between events to feel anything but uncomfortable. Beneath the pounding, and racing, and clenching, you’re just nauseated and tired.
You get this idea that you’d like to get off the ride, even if just for a few minutes. Just to take a breather. But there’s no stop station. You can’t even see where you got on the thing to begin with. What lies outside the track is a long fall through the windy abyss. Where that will leave you, you don’t know. But if you tell any of the other passengers that you’re thinking of getting off the ride, they’ll tighten your seat-belt, they’ll get upset and try to convince you that you have to stay on. For what? It’s the most evil thing to do, to guilt someone to stay on the ride. It’s sinister, and yet no one seems to realize just how wrong and evil it is.
They don’t know what comes after the fall, so they assume that staying on the track is right. They want you to stay on track so that they won’t be riding alone. They assume the track is right, and true, and good. They just assume it because they know of nothing else.
They just assume life, out of ignorance about death.
The Nearness Of You… Or Not.
So, it appears that Sir John Cusack will be attending C2E2 in Chicago on April 15th for a Q&A about his new film, The Raven, as well as a special signing for 100 fans. Well, well…
That being said, I too shall be in attendance. >_>
I have the opportunity to meet John, to stand before him with my face. But how does this happen? I just met Molly Ringwald last month, the female half of my ultimate 80s teen idol power couple. I was ridiculously nervous. I told myself after that that if I were to ever (by some weird, alternate universe happenstance) meet John, life would complete itself.
Well, now I could meet John in just a few weeks. But something is wrong. I want to go and hear him speak about the film, about his other upcoming projects and about what it’s like to be John, but at the same time I feel compelled to stay as far away from him as humanly possible. I’m really not certain that I want to meet him, and it’s not so much that I think I would be disappointed by either him, the brevity of the encounter, or both…it’s just that I would rather he not know that I exist. Things are perhaps better that way.
In fact, I will do everything in my power to avoid being one of those 100 fans who actually goes up to him to have something signed, no offense to him, of course. How could I possibly go through with it? While his more confident fans probably intend to meet him face-to-face and bop out of there with his John Hancock in tow, I’d prefer to keep my distance and not take souvenir from the event. If that unintuitive intention alone inadvertently lands me a spot as one of his creepier, more neurotic admirers, then so be it. At least he’ll never have to worry about me trespassing on his private property, or anything stupid like that. I am my own restraining order by virtue of self-preservation.
You see, if I were to actually meet him at this point, I would probably dissolve. I’m a fan of his work, and I’m not a coward. I just can’t deal with the prospect of meeting him right now. I don’t need that sort of schoolgirl anxiety at the moment. What I need is to stay far far away from him. Emotionally, I’m still 14-years old (i.e., one-third his age), I don’t understand things with such testosterone, I’m in the process of weaning myself off of anti-depressant (unbeknownst to my doctors), and I’m 2,000% liable to say something utterly ruh’tarded (Molly Ringwald encounter case-in-point). This entire fantasy that is temporarily keeping me aloft would be blown to shit, and I would fall out of the sky and onto my ass, and that would probably hurt to a certain degree.
Maybe years from now when I’m a bit more stable(?), and less prone to celebrity crushes, and less afraid of my impact (or lack of impact) on other people, and less afraid of the world at large… perhaps then I could legitimately meet him?
Perhaps.
Oh, and then maybe there’s the fact that he’s a person just like anyone else, and I’m definitely over-thinking this…(*check*)
John Cusack: ‘I’m not a scenester. I’m out for a few months, then I disappear’
Thirty years after making his debut, John Cusack is still a Hollywood outsider. Now 45, the star of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven talks about mortality, his Brat Pack past – and why he wishes he could work a room.

John Cusack, photographed at the Dorchester Hotel, London, 29 February 2012. Photograph: Karen Robinson for the Observer
John Cusack is puffing on a fat cigar. It’s incongruous, seeing him dressed all in cool, casual black, sucking on a Cohiba, like a goth who has crashed a Hollywood mogul’s house party. “Yeah, maybe we shouldn’t mention the cigar,” he says. “I don’t want people to think I’m this movie cliche. I’m certainly not a mogul – in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.”
I don’t think there’s any danger of Cusack being mistaken for a movie mogul. But the cigar begins to feel somehow appropriate. The more he smokes it, the more at ease he becomes with it, until he owns that damn cigar and waggles it like a spare, stubby finger. And, it seems to me, that’s Cusack all over. He’s always been the outsider, the one who shouldn’t be there yet somehow owns his space and his career.
He’s been in more than 60 movies since 1983, from blockbusters such as Con Air and 2012 to genre-bending comedies Being John Malkovich and Grosse Pointe Blank as well as teen classics Sixteen Candles and Say Anything. He has worked with directors including Terrence Malick, Woody Allen, Clint Eastwood, John Sayles and Stephen Frears. But he was also in Serendipity and Must Love Dogs.
“I’m still here, desperately groping in the dark,” he says of his career. “Increasingly, I feel it’s about just trying to remain relevant enough to do good work. Sometimes I think I’m in control, but more and more I realise that it’s just a complete farce. It’s true, it used to be that if you did a big, big movie then you could leverage it and make some smaller, cooler ones, and I got away with that for a few years. But now, they just want you to put on tights – if you don’t put on the tights, they just want to get rid of you. And I’m not putting on the tights, so you know…”
Cusack is 45 years old but seems to have been around for ever, at least for someone of my generation. He’s here to talk about Edgar Allan Poe, the author he plays in the silly but entertaining The Raven, in which Poe turns sleuth to figure out why a serial killer is re-enacting the gruesome murders found in his own stories. It’s part Saw, part Sherlock Holmes, part ridiculous romp.
“I don’t mind you find the film funny,” smiles Cusack. “I guess it’s ultimately supposed to be a bit scary, but I admit I personally went for the wit and black humour I’ve always found in Poe. I don’t know if that’s what they wanted from me, but…”
Cusack likes to tail off. He’ll construct a whirling, circular sentence and then not really finish it, other than to punctuate with a cigar puff. “This Poe is both a figment of my imagination and a version of the icon with the black bow and moustache. I didn’t want to do a Halloween mask of Edgar Allan Poe, so I looked at a bunch of pictures and found he was always changing. I know he was admired by Joyce, Baudelaire, Dostoevsky, but I like to see him as the progenitor of Norman Mailer and Hunter Thompson and Capote.”
Cusack is always funny, in his own way. Even when he shouldn’t be, as when playing a lawyer or a lover. Critic Pauline Kael said he had “question marks in his eyes”, and that’s true of him on screen. His characters always look as if they’d rather be somewhere else but they shrug and deal with whatever situation they’re in and move on to something else. Unlike, say, Nicolas Cage characters, who only exist within the confines of their particular movie, I always think of Cusack’s creations walking out of the screen and carrying on their story elsewhere, as if exiting a portal. The end of the movie is not the end of that character.
He has often played men struggling with taking the next step. Just as Say Anything was one of the most thoughtful of the John Hughes-style 80s teen movies, Grosse Pointe Blank was by far the best of a spate of 90s high-school reunion films, with Cusack playing a hit man on the cusp of 30, returning to his alma mater. In High Fidelity, he embodied the emotionally stunted man approaching his 40s. “My characters often know it’s wrong but do it anyway,” he says.
I’m not so sure. I think they’re stuck in a mess of their own making but secretly enjoy the pain.
“Well, any time you do anything good, it’s man versus himself, right? That’s the art, the challenge. You’re always confronting mortality and what it means to be human – whether you’re 29 and dealing with 30, or you’re nearing 40, the existential crisis is never far away… Maybe I’m the go-to guy for that, which is cool. That’s where the juicy drama is. Sometimes, though, I just feel like doing Beckett – figuring out what are we doing on this rock, spinning around…”
He’s played writers and artists quite often, too. He’s been an idealistic playwright in Bullets Over Broadway, a puppeteer in Being John Malkovich, an art dealer in Max. “I had a run of getting those kind of roles. Call it karma, good fortune, whatever. I don’t know if I sought them out or they found me. Maybe the universe does want to bring you to certain places for certain reasons – in which case, I don’t know what’s going on right now because lately I’ve been doing stuff that has involved me going into the underworld, and I don’t know why. There was Poe, then I did The Paperboy with Nicole Kidman, and then a serial killer film called The Frozen Ground with Nic Cage.”
I notice that Cusack is reading Peter Ackroyd’s biography, Poe: A Life Cut Short, and he shows me the scribblings he’s made inside. “I’ve read Ackroyd on Dickens and on London, too,” he says. “I like how he isn’t always a slave to historical truth – at least I hope that’s the idea. It’s kind of what we do as actors and film-makers, inhabit a space between. It’s a psychic space, a state of spirit that is deeply part of the human condition and it’s a place Poe inhabited, a mix of high literature and pure pulp … it’s rather awe-inspiring.”
Cusack still looks young. His hairstyle has hardly changed in years and he looks like his characters on screen. He isn’t one for disguises and makeup. Maybe a pair of dark glasses, here, a goatee beard there, but nothing ever gets in the way of what his Say Anything co-star John Mahoney once called “his essential Cusackness”. But what will he do when he gets older, I ask, sounding like a financial adviser.
“Ha, well, that’s funny because, you know, there is no Hollywood any more – there’s just a bunch of banks,” he says. “Cinema is in a weird place. It’s just different streams of money coming in and different ways to distribute it.
“Hollywood is just a bunch of people going around in Learjets to other people asking them if they’ve got any money? Well, they might have if they didn’t spend it all on jets.”
I remind him that Woody Allen said showbusiness wasn’t just dog eat dog, it was worse – it was dog doesn’t return another dog’s phone calls. Our interview coincides with the news that Allen is in fact making a stage version of Bullets Over Broadway, the film in which Cusack did the “Woody role” of David Shayne, the idealistic writer passing off a gangster’s words as his own. “Talking of dogs not returning other dog’s calls, I haven’t heard anything from Woody about Bullets on stage, so there you go,” he grins.
However, I venture, that might be a blessing. These days he might be offered the Jim Broadbent part of Warner Purcell, the actor who’s a compulsive eater. “You know it may happen, my God,” and he looks slightly appalled. “I better start thinking about it, but I tend not to look back or forward really, which may be a mistake.”
Still, I ask him to rewind a little, if only because it throws a reflective light on many of us, too. American films such as Sixteen Candles, The Sure Thing and Say Anything were staples of my own, less glamorous British suburban youth. Cusack was always different from the rest of the Brat Pack and while their careers have had highs and lows, it’s as if he has always been playing versions of those 80s characters. He creates real people who last the distance.
“I was 16 years old,” he says of the 80s. “I don’t remember much. I got a couple of roles by being in the right place at the right time in that I was a teenage actor who had some chops and some training and there was a vogue for movies about kids. And then I parlayed that into a lead in a Rob Reiner movie [The Sure Thing] and suddenly I was doing leads.”
Director Stephen Frears cast him as Roy Dillon in 1990′s The Grifters, my favourite Cusack performance. “He was really relieved I hadn’t seen any of what he called his ‘teen films’,” recalls Frears. “But actually, it was clear to me he was just a very good actor. In truth, it was between him and Robert Downey as to who would get the part and I just had a feeling for John.”
Frears also remembers that, despite his obvious talent, Cusack was still very young. “He was good by about 5pm, so I shot all his scenes around then. Mornings, he was hopeless. John’s dad once told me it was a relief for their family because John had left for Hollywood aged 16 and had got to behave like a teenager in films instead of being moody all around the house.”
Cusack and Frears remained friends and it was the actor who called the director a decade later to persuade him to read a script he’d adapted from a British book, High Fidelity. “I’d read the Nick Hornby novel and thought there was no way it would make a film, especially as they now wanted to do it in Chicago,” says Frears. “But John had really worked out how to get into the book’s interior monologues and it was all rather brilliant. As soon as we began work, I realised how much he’d grown up in the 10 years since The Grifters and was able to take responsibility for that film.”
For Cusack, The Grifters took him away from teen idol status into something more serious, drawn as he was to the darker world of Jim Thompson’s novel. It took him out of the Hollywood glare. “But I was never a joiner,” he tells me. “I tried – I had people I admired and liked and wanted to hang with, but I ended up starting a theatre company and that took me back to Chicago… I guess I wasn’t a scenester in the end. Something must have worked out right as I’m still here – but I’m only a binge socialite. I’ll be out in the world for a couple of months, but then I disappear. If I look back and think about whether I’d have done anything different, I would try and be more networky as some people got very successful that way.”
It’s odd. To me, Cusack is a great success with some terrific films to his name, yet he’s never had an Oscar nomination – even his sister, the fine comic actress Joan, has had two. Cusack looks like he doesn’t care too much, on screen at least, yet one gets the feeling he thinks he could and should do more. Unlike, say, Robert Downey Jr, another fast-talking star who rose to fame in the 80s, Cusack hasn’t got a superhero or detective franchise to keep him going.
In a way, Poe could have been his Holmes, except The Raven rather precludes a sequel and “nevermore” is, after all, the titular poem’s famous refrain. “I’ve loved playing Poe and it’s a lot of fun,” he says. “We could do prequels if it all works out but I kind of like the darker, more absurdist stuff of his, stories like “The Imp of the Perverse”, and it’s simply not the stuff of big movies.”
If he weren’t so tall (6ft 3in), I say, imp of the perverse would be a good label for him. His eyes sparkle with delight. “Oh I like that,” he says. “I don’t know how perverse I am, but I can try.” And there’s just time for another suck on that cigar before it goes out.
The Raven is out now
Jason Solomons
The Observer, Saturday 17 March 2012
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/mar/18/john-cusack-raven-poe-interview
If I could just have him, that would be great and I would be eternally grateful to whomever is responsible, thanks.
Over-Sleeping
It must be really bad for you. I just feel really upset and confused when I wake up from oversleeping, as though I’ve committed some crime.
I dream right up until the last minute, and the longer you stay in it, the more weird things become and the less involved you feel in the whole dreaming process. It’s like they are purposely trying to kick you out at that point.
I kind of yelled at my mom when she tried to check up on me just now. I felt weird and rejected by my own subconscious. It just put me in a very bad mood.
St. Paddy’s Day Twitter Shenanigans ft. John Cusack
happy st paddy…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo—
John Cusack (@johncusack) March 17, 2012
And then some asshat seemingly accused him of not being Irish…
@johncusack Noooooo I meant House of Pain!—
Suzi Ovens (@SuziOvens) March 17, 2012
It’s too late, lady. He’s already told you to go fuck yourself.
Habby St. Paddy’s.
Do Not Talk to Someone You Suspect Is Having A Bad Day.
God these people make me want to rip my face off and throw it away. They make me want to die.
Then, my dad says I seem like I’m having a bad day. A bad day. DAY?! He asked me if life was really that bad, and I said ‘Hey, you tell me. You’ve been in it longer.’ Then the next thing he said…just really took the cake.
He said: “Life is what you make of it. Trust me, your worst days are ahead of you. At some point later in life, you’ll look back and long for these days.”
Wow, if these are supposed to be some of the better days… and the worse is still ahead??… I’d hate to think what my worst ones will be like. What he fails to realize is that I think about this constantly. The fact that there are worse things ahead. THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. What a great thing to tell a young person…. that they have many more days left AND EVEN GREATER TROUBLES AHEAD. A ringing endorsement for not immediately killing yourself if there ever were one.
Parents are like walking paradoxes. You know their lives are shitty, and that they have been persisting in shit for years and years longer than you…..but for some reason, they STILL procreated and they STILL haven’t attempted to kill themselves yet. I just don’t understand….
WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
He Has A Point…
How can i NOT respond to someone named wolf puppy? RT @ColterPierce Oh my god @johncusack replied to @wolfpupy. Made my day.—
John Cusack (@johncusack) March 11, 2012
He would be a damned fool not to reply to a wolf puppy…

